What we’ve been playing – Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin, The Witcher III, Grow Home, Fallout Shelter, Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes, Until Dawn
Bargain Bin Bundle Bollocks – NEO AQUARIUM: The King of Crustaceans
Toilet Game of the Week – Doom & Destiny Advanced
News – Sony Tokyo Game Show: Danganronpa 3 announced; Gravity Rush 1 & 2 coming to PS4; new colour DualShock 4’s; Yakuza 6 coming; Kingdom Hearts 2.8 has a terrible name. Mamma mia, Super Mario Bros. turns 30 years old! Pokemon Go announced, childhood dreams realised.
Recent & Upcoming Releases – Destiny: The Taken King (15th September, multi-platform), NHL 16 (17th September, multi-platform), Pro Evolution Soccer 2016 (18th September, multi-platform), Forza 6 (18th September, Xbox One), FIFA 16 (24th September, multi-platform).
Do you want some juicy screenshots of NEO AQUARIUM: The King of Crustaceans? Probably not, but here you go anyway:
Just take one look at the title screen, and it’s soon evident that you’re in for something pretty special.
Just one screen of fascinating story. Look how self-aware it is! It mentions ‘Wikipedia’ and ‘PWNing’ and ‘HaXxoRz’. So funny lol!!!11
An obtrusive control list aims to help you play the game, but it’s mostly to no avail.
I mashed some buttons and look what happened!
Victory, I guess.
I don’t even know what’s going on here. Lobster rave, anyone?
My legs have broken. I may break my hands, too, if it means never having to play a game like this again.